Gretchen L. Kelly, Author

The Coldest Weather EVER 2014 (Or Why You Should Feel Sorry For Us Southerners)

“The sun’s getting cold, it’s snowin’, looks like early winter for us…” -Gwen Stefani, Early Winter I know, you’re sick of hearing about the “Arctic Blast” that has affected almost every part of the country this week.  But what I think everyone who doesn’t live in the South needs to know is,  it’s way worse […]

What the Elf??!!

“Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you” -The Police, Every Breath You Take To Elf or not to Elf…  That is the question.  I have to confess, I’ve been a bit of a scrooge when it comes to this Elf on the […]

The Break Up Letter

“Staring at empty pages, Centered ’round the same old plot, Staring at empty pages, Flowing along the ages” -Traffic, Empty Pages I’m breaking up with you. This isn’t easy for me. You’ve been a part of my life for so many years, most of my adult life. But the thing is- you’ve changed. You’re not who […]